Tuesday, October 1, 2019

DASS 61: Pumpkin Spice

1 comment:

  1. Dear Friendship Hour Penpal,

    You think I bike because of the health benefits? Ha aha ha haha Other than me feet, it's how I get around. I guess I could take the bus, but that seems like a waste. And no, I can't get a license.

    Was that brown noise song a fake action game music track (the one that played before the comments)? It sounds like it is checking off boxes to make a contemporary beat-em-up track, something that would go in God of War, Conan, Darksiders, etc. It has the incomprehensible choral group singing garbled maybe-Latin, war horns blaring, and the bone xylophone. Though it would be a challenge to make myself, it seems like a parody rather than something that would actually go with these type of games. Was it in a Saints Row game or something similar?

    I never heard of Bush. Now I have--total babe. I wonder how her voice got like that. Her chords don't sound like they have been burned. Rather it sounds like she has taken a lot of damsel in distress roles in horror movies.

    It's funny how our interests in women align; at least at a superficial level only. Let play a game. Below I've listed ten women, real and super-real. All you have to do is say yes, check or pass for no. We're just talking looks here. There's no need to get into politics or personality although that would obviously be important if you would have a real-world relationship with her. If you are unfamiliar with said character or person, look her up and give an initial impression. Oh, and to all those listening snapping their heads back in disgust, this is coming from a guy who hides his face in all his videos. I know I'm a Frankenstein monster, a fugly fuccerston, a super-pass--the point is: this is just a game. It's OK. You can be attracted to people and talk openly about it.
    1. Raven of DC Comics, not of "That's So..."
    2. Audrey Hepburn
    3. Angelina Jolie
    4. McKayla Maroney (as of 2019, not younger) https://bit.ly/2AK20oL
    5. Elizabeth (Burial at Sea DLC)
    6. Lady Gaga
    7. Rose Leslie (plays Ygritte on Game of Thrones)
    8. Rosario Dawson
    9. Pamela Anderson
    10. Bayonetta

    If you pass this test, I think our waifus could swing.